A Silly Sonnet for Summer School Students

A Silly Sonnet for Summer School Students

by Dr. Son (June 2013)

We're all in summer school with Dr. Son!

I could have been at home and chill instead

of having to endure such English fun,

but I flunked English I, or so they said.

I wouldn't know because I never tell

my mother what my grades in class may be,

because I never look myself, and fail

when maybe I'd have earned at least a “C.”

So here I sit depressed all summer long;

The portable’s so hot I nearly melt.

To go to school in summer just seems wrong;

This is the lamest I have ever felt.

Next year I'll try to do my work in class,

and not waste time just sitting on my !@#$%.